THREE DOGS (15 february 2005)
On 22 December, you could have read three funny stories ( click) contributed by my younger brother ( click). Today, he came up with another one.
If you're under 16, I strongly advise you to choose another page, for instance this one ( click).
Alright, here we go ...
Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they struck up a conversation.
The Doberman turned to the Boxer and said, "So why are you here?"
The Boxer replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the cat, the kid. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Doberman said ,"So what is the vet going to do?"
"Lethal injection" came the reply from the sad Boxer.
The Doberman then turned to the Labrador and asked."Why are you here?"
The Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman inquired.
"Lethal injection" the dejected Labrador said.
The Labrador then turned to the Doberman and asked what he was at the vet's office for.
"I'm a humper" the Doberman said. "I'll hump anything, I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever I want to hump - everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."
The Boxer and Labrador exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?"
"No, no," the Doberman said, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."
